Not including porn stars. Please link to photo or video clip if possible. Mine at link. I love the raw sexiness above the belt.. SFW

Who's the last celebrity you jacked off to?

What?

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Yikes. That is not aging; that's bad plastic surgery. My 80 year old mother has better legs.

Janie Dicksinson's Legs

The Matt Bomer thread continues with its usual melee of bad English, name-calling, conspiracy theories, and occasional discussions about the career of actor Matt Bomer. On the previous thread, we found out Matt will have to lose 25 pounds for "The Normal Heart"! Will Matt ruin his looks? Is it a good idea for his first big movie role to be a gay man who dies of AIDS? Why can't he play Ned instead? Why is Ryan Murphy being allowed to make this anyway? Were Joel Schumacher and Adam Shankman unavailable? Carry on...

Sick of porn, and want to re-visit my mispent youth with some good erotic fiction. Are there any good erotic writers out there now, or has porn just made everyone lazy? And, no, I'm not interested in anything written by a woman and 'slash' fiction.

How does one go about it? I am lots of fun, 6'2" 225, and really need a wild break. I live in Arizona and will fly out to cook, clean, and generally do anything to get out of this shit hole for at least three weeks. Any suggestions?

We're Fucked!

V - Ships Arriving

What are some of the most memorable [italic]Datalounge[/italic] threads?%0D\ %0D\ %0D\ I nominate [italic]Frosting Can Dad[/italic] (not exact title), about the father who went to his teen-age daughter''s school to confront her over a missing can of frosting.

I wish they could have done a good job on it. Disappointing movie.

...opposite LiLo's Liz Taylor.

Just watched it for the first time. Loved the cycling-obsessed son trying to turn himself into an Italian. Didn't know that a smoking hot Hart Bochner and PJ Soles were in it ...

Breaking Away

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[bold]Before You Embark On A Journey Of Revenge, Dig Two Graves.[/bold] Original thread at link

The Official "Revenge" Discussion Thread II

Short films created by Baz Luhrmann, with Elsa having an 'impossible conversation' with Miuccia Prada. Judy seems to still be channeling Judy Garland. I wonder, is this what Judy Garland would have looked like at 57?

Judy Davis as Elsa Schiaparelli

Someone has invited me, but I'm not a comic gay. Will there be stuff for me to do there?

Lifetime has found the Richard Burton to Lindsay Lohan's Elizabeth Taylor: Grant Bowler. According to Deadline, the New Zealander has been cast in Liz & Dick — and just in time, since the made-for-TV movie is supposed to start filming any day now. Bowler's perhaps best known for his role on True Blood, where he plays the V-addicted werewolf, Cooter, but he also starred in Atlas Shrugged and appeared on Lost (as Gault, the captain of the freighter) and Ugly Betty (as Connor, Wilhelmina's onetime love). Liz & Dick: maybe actually really happening!

Lindsay Lohan’s Elizabeth Taylor Movie Finds Its Richard Burton

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What's this diva shit behavior from her family? Looks like they are taking a page out of the Jackson family book.

Whitney's sister tried to have Ray-J evicted from the Billboard music awards

I was in Iraq in 2007. Over a 3-month period, we saw some of the bloodiest fighting since the invasion, losing more than ten men and killing hundreds of insurgents. A reporter for a very well-known men’s lifestyle magazine visited us to learn about our experiences. About halfway through his escort, an officer from the military media centre tells him that he is not allowed to speak to us anymore. He has to use stories taken from a non-combat unit earlier that day. It turned out that the officer was appalled at the jovial nature of our recollections; the story in which a vehicle commander sawed two men in half with a mounted machinegun because they were on their phones “dicking” us made him balk in particular. This is one of countless ways the military carefully shapes the public opinion of the troops. It’s a shameless PR exercise.

One of countless ways the military carefully shapes the public opinion of the troops

And he's winning!

Anyone else have a fascination with it and/or climbing in general? It's one of my oldest dreams to at least see Mount Everest once in my life.

Did Camille Grammer leave on her own terms -- or was she pushed out? "I've had so much fun with the franchise, but I guess the producers and I couldn't come to an agreement."

Camille Grammer didn't want to leave 'Real Housewives of Beverly Hills'

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U.S. Seaman's Romantic Reunion With His Boyfriend After Six-Month Deployment On USS Carl Vinson

Jesus, so many of those auditioning dancers were fugly.