has just won American Idol.

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The DL search function sucks, so please tell me every juicy item that has been discussed about him, and more.%0D\ %0D\ Very appealing.

Wilmer is exactly my type, physically. And on Stern, he acknowledged his cock is massive. Even better. But he seems to have such a lacluster career. Is it his straight boy dilemma - he's trying to fuck every actress in Hollywood, and for that, no one will take him seriously ? Like a male Tara Reid.

Weak, weak, weak. And the whitest season ever. I love me some soul and a big black girl voice. Nothing this year. Hard to believe.

American Idol Top 24 (spoiler)

I couldn't find the new thread, so I posted this. If the search function has made me look like an ass, I apologize (it wouldn't be the first time).

Gay rights laws in America have evolved to allow — but in some cases ban — rights for gay, lesbian and transgender people on a range of issues, including marriage, hospital visitation, adoption, housing, employment and school bullying. The handling of gay rights issues vary by state and follow trends by region

Gay rights in the US, state by state

Because hairy chest is a thing of beauty...

Revenge of the "Lets Post Pics of Guys Presenting Their Hairy Chests" thread

The board of the NAACP, the “nation’s oldest and largest civil rights organization,” endorsed marriage equality at a meeting this afternoon. The move comes 10 days after President Obama announced his support of same-sex marriage. The NAACP’s move comes as attitudes about gays and lesbians in the African American community are changing rapidly. A recent poll found that 54% of African Americans supported President Obama’s recent decision. Maxim Thorne, formerly of the NAACP, broke the news over Twitter: [quote]The NAACP Board of Directors has just endorsed Marriage Equlality unequivocally. Only two opposed. An Historica Moment! Since Obama’s announcement, numerous influential political figures — including Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid and House Assistant Minority Leader James Clyburn — have joined him in supporting marriage equality.

"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere": Today, the NAACP endorsed marriage equality

They may be gorgeous. They may be fun, interesting, or intriguing. But these are the ones you have to watch out for, whether it be love, friendship, business, or having them serve you a burger: 1. Redheads 2. Short men 3. Skinny white guys who are chubby chasers 4. East Indians 5. Tiny women 6. Straight male choreographers and/or ballet dancers 7. White guys with Rasta hair 8. Women who do not know the difference between day makeup and evening makeup 9. Fat children 10. The OP (Beat you to it.)

Maybe the third time is a charm...

Let's post pics of naked guys with flaccid dicks!

Who'd a thunk it would be this hard?

Is Shaunie O'Neal involved with Baseball Wives, the Basketball Wives spinoff? What do we think of Shaunie, anyway?

Which songs carry a sense of foreboding? When I was a kid I thought Abba's "Summer Night City" was about the end of the world, it had such an ominous tone "It's a dream, it's out of reach. Scattered driftwood on a beach." "Driver's Seat" by Sniff'n The Tears also has this menacing sound, even though the lyrics are innocuous.

Ominous Songs

I try to confine it to once a year around the holidays. Yet yesterday both the soup mix and sour cream were on sale. I told myself I could use the sour cream for tacos, paprikash etc. but it was a lie. I got home and mixed the two together. I refused to allow myself potato chips so today I had it on toast for breakfast. I am sitting here craving more. Damn you Lipton's.

Deal With it Bitches!

Levi Johnston's former rep Tank Jones, with whom he recently parted ways, counters that Levi is doing great. "I would think he would want to do some different things too. I would never leave him at a low point."

Source says Levi Johnston penniless, living with his mom

Why isn't he a huge star? He is close to perfect.

He wants to meet for drinks tonight and chat. We stopped hooking up when he found his "true love". Now he shows back up a year later. What do you think he's up to? I checked his Facebook status and he's still in a relationship.

Police in Dubuque, Iowa, responded to an unusual call this week: reports of a zebra and a parrot in the front seat of a truck parked outside a bar. The striped animal and his fine feathered friend were there to keep their owner company, but weren’t allowed in the bar. Jerald Reiter, 55, told police the zebra and maccaw parrot enjoy going for rides in his truck, so he brought them to the bar, which he says usually allows animals inside, ABC affiliate KCRG-TV reports. When the motley crew got to the bar, they were told because food was being served, the animals wouldn’t be allowed inside. Bar owners told KCRG no animals are ever allowed inside. When officers arrived on the scene, they stopped Reiter in the parking as he was driving his truck away. Field sobriety tests found he had a blood alcohol level of .14, nearly twice the legal limit, according to police. His girlfriend, Vickie Teters, told KCRB the animals are like their children, and do everything with them. “They love going for rides. They’re just a part of the family,” Teters said. “They were not left alone in the car, not even a second.” Reiter also disputes the drunk driving charge, saying he realized he was too drunk to drive, and was about to let a passenger take the wheel when he was arrested.

Man With Zebra, Parrot in Front Seat Charged With DUI

Eat sensibly, and you won't end up look like these hot messes. Carbs are not your enemy. Do straight men really go for this?

Memo to Females Over 45

Did anyone watch? I thought it was great.....didn't seem like a competition, just a really great variety show with great singing, and the Robin Thicke eye candy.

Dr. Oz admits to erection in Good Housekeeping pic By Jen Harper; May 24, 2012 2:55 PM ET Dr. Oz is fighting the battle of the bulge. A spread in the April edition of Good Housekeeping featuring Dr. Oz left a lot of folks questioning the, uh, noticeable protrusion in the good doctor's pants. And his wife was one of those inquiring minds. "What do you think of all the attention your moose knuckle is getting?" "Watch What Happens Live" host Andy Cohen asks Dr. Oz during the Bravo talk show Tuesday (May 22) night. In the photo in question (see the full pic below), Dr. Oz is seen smelling a delicious-looking bowl of pasta -- and it must have been really good pasta. "My wife called me up saying 'What is going on? Don't you pay attention?'" he says. "I'm holding a bowl of pasta -- it's very exciting for me to do that." That man loves his pasta.

Dr. Oz admits to erection in Good Housekeeping pic

Not including porn stars. Please link to photo or video clip if possible. Mine at link. I love the raw sexiness above the belt.. SFW

Who's the last celebrity you jacked off to?

What?

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Yikes. That is not aging; that's bad plastic surgery. My 80 year old mother has better legs.

Janie Dicksinson's Legs

The Matt Bomer thread continues with its usual melee of bad English, name-calling, conspiracy theories, and occasional discussions about the career of actor Matt Bomer. On the previous thread, we found out Matt will have to lose 25 pounds for "The Normal Heart"! Will Matt ruin his looks? Is it a good idea for his first big movie role to be a gay man who dies of AIDS? Why can't he play Ned instead? Why is Ryan Murphy being allowed to make this anyway? Were Joel Schumacher and Adam Shankman unavailable? Carry on...

Sick of porn, and want to re-visit my mispent youth with some good erotic fiction. Are there any good erotic writers out there now, or has porn just made everyone lazy? And, no, I'm not interested in anything written by a woman and 'slash' fiction.

How does one go about it? I am lots of fun, 6'2" 225, and really need a wild break. I live in Arizona and will fly out to cook, clean, and generally do anything to get out of this shit hole for at least three weeks. Any suggestions?

We're Fucked!

V - Ships Arriving

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I wish they could have done a good job on it. Disappointing movie.

...opposite LiLo's Liz Taylor.

Just watched it for the first time. Loved the cycling-obsessed son trying to turn himself into an Italian. Didn't know that a smoking hot Hart Bochner and PJ Soles were in it ...

Breaking Away

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[bold]Before You Embark On A Journey Of Revenge, Dig Two Graves.[/bold] Original thread at link

The Official "Revenge" Discussion Thread II

Short films created by Baz Luhrmann, with Elsa having an 'impossible conversation' with Miuccia Prada. Judy seems to still be channeling Judy Garland. I wonder, is this what Judy Garland would have looked like at 57?

Judy Davis as Elsa Schiaparelli

Someone has invited me, but I'm not a comic gay. Will there be stuff for me to do there?

Lifetime has found the Richard Burton to Lindsay Lohan's Elizabeth Taylor: Grant Bowler. According to Deadline, the New Zealander has been cast in Liz & Dick — and just in time, since the made-for-TV movie is supposed to start filming any day now. Bowler's perhaps best known for his role on True Blood, where he plays the V-addicted werewolf, Cooter, but he also starred in Atlas Shrugged and appeared on Lost (as Gault, the captain of the freighter) and Ugly Betty (as Connor, Wilhelmina's onetime love). Liz & Dick: maybe actually really happening!

Lindsay Lohan’s Elizabeth Taylor Movie Finds Its Richard Burton

Mia

What's this diva shit behavior from her family? Looks like they are taking a page out of the Jackson family book.