Dyke, right? She's got looks, strength, and a ticket to London to run in the Olympics. So what is track & field star Lori "Lolo" Jones missing? A steady boyfriend. She's been looking online – with every online dating service out there, reports HBO's Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel – and has had the most luck on Twitter, she says. Although not that much luck. Holding back the 29-year-old in her quest, possibly, is the fact that she recently Tweeted that she is a virgin. "It's something, a gift I want to give my husband," she says on an episode of the pay-cable program to air May 22. "This journey has been hard," she continues. "It's the hardest thing I've ever done in my life. Harder than training for the Olympics. Harder than studying for college has been staying a virgin before marriage." She admits, "I've been tempted. I've had guys tell me … 'Hey, you know, if you have sex, it'll help you run faster.' " Only Jones didn't buy that suggestion, despite how much she wants the gold medal. "If you marry me," she quips on the show, "then yeah."

Olympic Runner Lolo Jones - still a virgin at age 29

If you had a time machine and could go back to witness one event, what would it be? Remember, you are just a passive observer. No going back to change history or do something that you will benefit from in the present. So as much as you want, no killing Hitler, no telling Bobby to avoid walking through that kitchen or buying a ton of Apple stock at rock bottom prices.

This woman's psycho - she really has serious mental, and anger issues.

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He was at the Music Hall Theater in Beverly Hills last night presenting a new cut of "his" 9/11 documentary. No one from the press attended, and CNN canceled a scheduled interview with Asner (Lou Grant on MTM show) re this event. He estimates .05% of Hollywood actors have spoken out on 9/11, and he thinks that very few even entertain the idea because it could damage their careers. John Heard, Judd Nelson, MENSA actors: James Wood, and Sharon Stone (sort of) are included in that .05%. Charlie Sheen doesn't count...his bit is all an act to make people believe only the crazies don't buy into the official 9/11 story. He said, "until I can really do "them" damage, nothing's going to happen to me." He then went on to say, they let us vent because they know it will fizzle out...no media coverage, and small numbers.

82-yr old Ed Asner on Hollywood actors and 9/11

I am under a lot of stress and want a massage. An actual massage, though the happy ending part is welcome too. Who would you pick? San Francisco gays who have used one of these guys, feel free to make suggestions.

Pick me a masseur!

has just won American Idol.

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For appearing on guys with iphones. It was a face shot only but it violated a clause in his contract. He swears he has no idea how the shot got to that site.

I couldn't find the new thread, so I posted this. If the search function has made me look like an ass, I apologize (it wouldn't be the first time).

Which one do you prefer? Or do you love both? What about French & Saunders? Is Jon Plowman one of the best producers ever? Is Miranda Hart the only one who was in both AbFab and Vicar of Dibley?

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Jim Parson's has come out

Trending on Twitter right now "#LouisHasABetterAssThanKimK", which means that Louis Tomlinson of the band one direction has a better ass than Kim Kardashian. He went surfing at Manley Beach in Australia yesterday, and several pictures of him in his wetsuit were taken prominently featuring his ass. See link. He also had a wardrobe malfunction in which his wetsuit tore at the crotch. He had to cover it while getting out of the water.

The Ass of Louis Tomlinson of the Band One Direction

How does one go about it? I am lots of fun, 6'2" 225, and really need a wild break. I live in Arizona and will fly out to cook, clean, and generally do anything to get out of this shit hole for at least three weeks. Any suggestions?

LOS ANGELES (KTLA) -- Airlines are charging for just about everything these days, and as we get close to the start of the summer travel season, get ready for new fees. The latest way airlines are looking to make extra money is by charging extra for aisle or window seats. Most major airlines are starting to tack on a fee of $25 or more each way for the privilege of sitting on the aisle or window. Alternately, some are setting aside the seats for frequent fliers. The change promises to make travel particularly difficult for families who want to sit together. The only choice in some cases may be to pay more for those window or aisle seats. Booking your travel more than two months in advance can help with seat availability. According to the U.S. Department of Transportation, the lowest average fares are at: Long Beach, Burbank, Ontario, John Wayne and then LAX.

Airlines to Charge Extra Fees for Window and Aisle Seats

And he's winning!