Someone has invited me, but I'm not a comic gay. Will there be stuff for me to do there?

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It looks like it's going to be refreshingly different.

The pilot for "Awake" Is here.

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Are they really okay? I'm worried about mine. On Saturday he fell about 10 ft. off a railing he fell asleep on and did not land on his feet. He didn't have time. He seems physically okay but he's not acting right. Sleeping a lot and no interest in going outside at all. Staying downstairs by himself. PST?

Forget everything that's come before: these data-driven butt plugs are far and away the best use of 3D-printing technology on this side of the 2012 presidential campaign. [quote]Grand Ole Party is a data visualization of voter approval rates, amongst registered republicans, for each of the GOP candidates. It's also a set of butt plugs. To make them, Matthew Epler culled data from Gallup's website and used it to create line graphs that represent the fluctuating vote-approval rating of each GOP candidate. Longer plug = longer campaign. Next, the line graphs were imported into a 3D program that turns them into renderings of solid shapes, then a prototype of each one was 3D printed. From the prototypes, molds were made and filled with black silicone: and voila! For $350, you can own the full set of GOP butt plugs. A single unit costs $65 ($45 for Perry or Bachmann, as their campaigns—and thus plugs—were shorter than the rest). Somewhere, I hope, someone is telling Romney: You can take yer approval ratings and shove 'em straight up yer ass! (Which, if you take a gander at his plug, better be a gaping, Goatse-sized hole.) (See link for pics of plugs)

A Custom-Made, Data-Driven Butt Plug for Each GOP Presidential

What happened to Michelle? She was anchored down in Anchorage……a few great albums and then fell off the face of the earth. And did I hear that she went fundie and started going to an all black church? I thought she did the lez lez. Anyone?

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Is she a lesbian? Is she really dating Garrett Hedlund (who used to 'date' Taylor Swift)? And then of course she dated Toothy Tile himself, Jake Gyllenhaal.

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Or had. Who had the biggest cock you've ever personally seen, felt, or taken a ride on?

Anyone know if he is gay friendly or anti-gay? If he isn't gay friendly than I can't support him.

They kept going back and forth. If it does well, he says that a new Alien film will happen. Sigourney Weaver wants to do another one.

Anyone else watching? This is hilarious. And half the guys are like flamingly gay and queeny and really, really scardy-cats.

Discuss.

Great Gatsby Official Trailer (2012) with Leonardo DiCaprio

Is she still super skinny?

Fred

Look at these huge nipples, man! Oh God, I could just get off on myself just looking at this body, man!

Just look at me, man! Have you ever seen this much muscle on a man??

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The sensational Season 14 two-hour season premiere tonight at 8:00-10:01 p.m. ET!

AJ Hammer from HLN video:

J.Lo's boyfriend getting a reality show?

Which one do you prefer? Or do you love both? What about French & Saunders? Is Jon Plowman one of the best producers ever? Is Miranda Hart the only one who was in both AbFab and Vicar of Dibley?

If the founding fathers could come back and see the United States in 2012, what would the Top 5 pleasant surprises be for them (what things/events would they most be proud of over the past 200 years or so of history)? What would the Top 5 disappointments be?

I miss this version.

The Old Jim Carrey

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Just in time for summer vacation, families with small children traveling on United Airlines will no longer be able to board early. Families with children who aren't flying first or business class now have to board with their ticketed boarding groups. The airline adopted the policy last month "to simplify the boarding process and to reduce the overall number of boarding groups," says United spokesman Charles Hobart. Most airlines, including JetBlue Airways, Virgin America and Delta Air Lines, let families with small children board before most coach passengers. "We work to make the travel experience as comfortable and easy as possible for our customers and know that families traveling with small children may have their hands full and need extra time to get settled in on their flights," says JetBlue spokeswoman Allison Steinberg. The move comes as airlines increasingly charge fees for passengers to board early and sit in certain seats. United's decision, says Brad Schaeppi, who flew United from Houston to Minneapolis on Sunday, makes traveling with his 6-month-old son, Asa, more uncomfortable. "With an infant who can be unhappy at any moment, it's nice to be able to go in and sit down and know you are on the plane, and you can manage your infant," he says. US Airways says that in the last year it dropped family preboarding for families with children but still lets them on earlier in the general boarding process. American Airlines has for several years made families without premium status board with most everyone else. Gate agents, however, are on the lookout for families who may need help, says spokesman Tim Smith. "The reality is that many flights and markets - think Orlando or other leisure destinations - can have many, many families on flights," Smith says. Continental Airlines allowed families to preboard, but the old United did not. The carriers merged in 2010 and have been aligning policies since. Hobart says the boarding process has run smoothly despite the change. Andrew Thomas, author of Soft Landing: Airline Industry Strategy, Service and Safety, says airlines have to balance the needs of a small group of travelers with premium customers and those who pay to board first. Edward Gee, a Houston resident, says he's seen early-boarding privileges abused by several adults going on with one child. "It doesn't take any longer to seat a family in the main boarding (time) than it does with a preboard," he says.

United drops early boarding for children

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THIS is fifty nine, people.

Chaka Khan looks great!

From Funny or Die.

A brilliantly funny Goop Parody

What's the real story she is leaving NBC's Today Show as weekend anchor chair to do spot reporting on the ABC nyc local?

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It says that Hammer Films bought the rights to make a film about it.

Cool article about the Winchester Mystery House

Get well soon, John!

John Mayer cancels live performances "indefinitely".

3 threads about cancer in one day?

My company is opening up an office in Minneapolis and relocation could be possible for me.

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In a network exclusive Katie Couric has scored interviews with The Duke of Cambridge Prince William, Prince Harry, The Duke of York Prince Andrew, and Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie. This is for an ABC News two-hour special to mark the Queen’s 60-year reign, called the Diamond Jubilee. The broadcast will also give viewers special access inside Buckingham Palace. Ms Couric added: 'I’ve interviewed a lot of people … but interviewing royalty, you do get a bit nervous but they could not have been nicer.' Intimate, revealing... Prince William & Prince Harry, for real! Next Tuesday at 9PM. Don't Miss It!!

EXCLUSIVE! Katie Couric Lands World Exclusive Interview With Prince William & Prince Harry!

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Tennis player James Blake has a round ass! Rob Kardashian has competition.

If Tom Bianchi has a favorite dance music singing star, it mus be Matt Zarley. Here's his NSFW video "WTF," based on Matt's breakup with a real Hollywood actor! (He won't say who.)

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Details, bitches!\ \ I''ve done it twice. Been blown and fucked someone and another time was just blown. Both times were late at night/early AM when there was no one else in the car (but you could see there were other people in the cars further down, past the clear doors). I''ve seen other people having sex on the subway, sometimes fully clothed right in the daytime at least 3 or 4 times, but they were all straight people. I don''t even ride the subway very often but with taxis and hotels so expensive in the city these days I guess it might be a good idea to do this more often. Opinions?

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If you watched "Girls" tonight, you saw it. Thoughts?

bitch please!

L. Evans

Why isn't it up to $50 a share by now? It's currently at $34.03.

I didn't see this posted anywhere on DL. Sorry if it's a dupe thread. They haven't disclosed how much Tammy is getting, but it's more than 23K a month (the amount she was getting before). Good for Tammy!

Tammy & Melissa finally settle their split.....