Listen to it.

Um. There is an Asparagus Opera.

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Having suffered through productions of RENT and tick, tick...BOOM, I've come to the opinion that, had Larson not passed away, neither of these musicals would've been a success.

(1) Didn't know he was married. (2) He's mine bitches! Mine, I say!!

John Cena divorcing

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...if she had not gotten the part of Nellie Oleson. I mean, look at her in this video taped in her young adulthood; she is glamorous and beautiful. One can easily imagine her on one of the nighttime soaps of the late Eighties.

I Wonder What Kind of Career Alison Arngrim Might Have Had...

I Know, Get a Life

He went three minutes without saying it, but after it came out, he said it over and over like a zombie: Chicago has proved it is WORLD CLASS WORLD CLASS WORLD CLASS WORLD CLASS. You could almost see the urine-infused jizz dribbling down his pants: David Cameron gave a PRESS CONFERENCE on the GREEN ROOF of CITY HALL! He had NEVER BEEN to Chicago! Later in the press conference Emmanuel dutifully admitted Chicago ranks only tenth in tourism among US cities and said "We are performing below our weight class" which I think is one comment that even the anti-Chicago trolls at Datalounge would agree with.

Why would anyone risk predicting the outcome of a Supreme Court case? Why does CNN allow him to babble on this way? I thought the that one of the main rules of journalistic reporting was that the reporter himself should only cover a story and not become part of the story.

If it weren't a dude, I'd swear it was a MichFester.

Best Craigslist Ad EVER!

What is your favorite pasta salad recipe? Yes, I'm bringing one to a pot-luck. I have a rep as a good cook but though I've cooked a lot I really don't know a good pasta salad recipe. All comments I appreciate

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I often wonder if the fact that I didn't date when I was a teenager a factor in the way I see myself as a gay man now? Last night my friends -who were straight men-were talking about dating when they were teenagers. I had nothing to say. I didn't even attend my prom. This issue may be moot for the present generation-but back in the seventies and eighties I would never have been able to date anyone but a girl. I can' t believe that teenage dating would be that important in my emotional development. Is it? Or is that just another excuse to explain my piss poor relationship history?

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Are they finished, or will they start occupying things again now that the weather is nice?

What a dumb whore! Eleven different women and 4 in one year.

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"We have tried negotiation with the administration and legislation with the Congress, and we'll keep at it, but there's still no fix," said New York Cardinal Timothy Dolan, president of the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops. "Time is running out, and our valuable ministries and fundamental rights hang in the balance, so we have to resort to the courts now."

Notre Dame, Catholic Groups Suing Obama Administration Over Birth Control Mandate

He looks like the demon spawn of Tom Bianchi!

Matthew Fox's shocking physical transformation for movie role

Just curious.

spoiler alert in next post.

Not really, but my nephew and his bride-to-be asked me to officiate their wedding in the fall. I am thrilled, but I also suffer a bit from stage fright. I am determined to make this day a success, so I've got to overcome this obstacle. What do DLers suggest? Improv class? Toastmasters?

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Is it true that the Natalie Wood film Inside Daisy Clover was supposed to be much more biting and lots of editing took out the film's teeth? Wasn't there supposed to be much more about Redford's character being gay and a much more scathing look at Hollywood and child stars and such?

E! News caught up with John Legend at the EW-ABC party on Wednesday night, and when they asked the singer his thoughts on the recent news that Britney Spears and Demi Lovato are joining FOX's singing competition, "The X-Factor" as judges, Legend said the news was "interesting." "It should be very interesting. I don't have much to say," said Legend, who is set to star in ABC's new singing competition, "Duets." "It's interesting when people, you know, are judging singing competitions when they aren't really singers." Ouch! We don't know who John has been listening to, but Demi is absolutely a singer! Has he heard her amazing vocals on "Skyscraper" or the pitch-perfect "For the Love of A Daughter?" We love you, John Legend. But, perhaps you need to give Demi a second listen.

John Legend: "Britney Spears and Demi Lovato aren't really singers."

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His real name and Facebook page revealed... He's got a modeling career starting up and is taking acting lessons.

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John Travolta ate bread with FARM FRESH butter before trying to get his hands on the man boners of all those dirty masseuses? And not regular butter, but FARM FRESH-

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Seriously? A plane crash...where everyone survives, but the plane is RIPPED apart over a large area, but there's no fire... Good lord.

"Battleship" is a flop. Rihanna! Bring me the ax!!!

Taylor Kitsch's COLLAPSE is COMPLETE!

I would have killed to live in Mary Tyler Moore's and The Riccardo's and third runner up would have been The Jefferson's.

I've gotten into a nasty habit of staying up until 3 am or so, putzing about my house, because I do not want to go to sleep...because then it'd be morning and I'd have to go to work. I want to laze about for as long as I can. Anyway I am averaging about four hours of sleep per night and exhausted, but I want to extend my lazy hours and I dread the thought of going to work each morning, doing the commute, gobbling my cereal, etc. On the weekends I have no trouble tucking into bed at 11. Does anyone else do this?

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Obama: "I think it's important to recognize that this issue is not a, quote, distraction -- this is part of the debate that we're going to be having in this election campaign about how do we create an economy that everybody, top to bottom, folks on Wall Street and folks on Main Street, have a chance at success."

Obama Addresses Mitt Romney Bain Capital Experience Head-On

Booker: Think before you say something stupid again!

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I LOVE YOUR SHOW AND EVERYONE ON IT, BUT I HAVE A REAL PROBLEM WITH BOB AND HIS SUPPORT OF OBAMA, AFTER HEARING THE THINGS THIS MAN SAID ON SUNDAY NIGHT ABOUT SARA PALIN WAS AWFUL AND TO BE SO SACRELIGIOUS AS TO SAY HE WILL RUN AS JESUS WAS UNFORGIVABLE. I PRAY THAT BOB WILL SEE THE LIGHT AND SEE WHAT THIS MAN REALLY IS HE HATES AMERICA AND WANTS TO TAKE OUR REPUBLIC DOWN.

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since I watched the entire season of the apprentice I'm not going to enroll!

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If the protesters didn't ruin her day, a gander at these pictures are sure to do the trick.

Chicago NATO protests interrupt drag queen's wedding

Whence came he?

the entitlement generation strikes again

blame the parents

Like the ones from the 70s hosted by Carol Burnett, Sonny and Cher, Flip Wilson, etc.? I'm thinking of an hour, a musical guest, and some comedy sketches with one or two guest stars,

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wears two earrings, one in each ear! That looks feminine! Why an earring in each ear? Plus he looks like he might cross dress in private. His face is very feminine and his body is now very spindly, skinny, and rather dissipated. Something is up with him!

Yikes...last seen on skid row. This can't be good.

Actor Nick Stahl is Missing

Just saw an ad for the new season, starting in June!!

At Winterfell, Theon tries to hold down the fort as he waits for his sister. At Harrenhal, Jaqen is displeased by the way Arya tries to call in her final debt. North of the Wall, Jon Snow is brought to meet Mance Ryder. In Qarth, Dany chooses not to listen to Jorah's advice. Near King's Landing, Stannis and Davos approach their destination, and Davos is offered a reward. In King's Landing itself, Tyrion and Varys find common ground. And wherever the hell the Stark camp is, Robb is betrayed.

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Did she feel like she was slumming?

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