If the founding fathers could come back and see the United States in 2012, what would the Top 5 pleasant surprises be for them (what things/events would they most be proud of over the past 200 years or so of history)? What would the Top 5 disappointments be?

Not including porn stars. Please link to photo or video clip if possible. Mine at link. I love the raw sexiness above the belt.. SFW

Who's the last celebrity you jacked off to?

Are they expecting QEII to kick soon? He's done the weather and DJ spots within the last month.

Worth watching?

He seems to be a freeper, as he is posting polls that slant toward the republicans, and ignoring ones that favor Obama. Ignore him.

This woman's psycho - she really has serious mental, and anger issues.

Caroline

Tell us about the first time you saw a cock... where? \ \ Me- my friend''s dad used to take us camping. Saw him shower... nice bod and beautiful cock.\ \ God I wanted him in my sleeping bag...

From Deadline: "One critic said “it could be so bad it’s good”. Another compared it to the kind of exploitation pictures Roger Corman regularly turned out." "Efron... spends a lot of time running around in his jockey shorts in the movie (at one point even dancing in the pouring rain in his tighty whities with Kidman)..."

Zac Efron's "The Paperboy": AN INSTANT CAMP CLASSIC

Discuss.

Weak, weak, weak. And the whitest season ever. I love me some soul and a big black girl voice. Nothing this year. Hard to believe.

American Idol Top 24 (spoiler)

Just curious, as a news junkie, if anyone is actually paying for access to the New York Times online, or other papers? Is it worth it, do you think? Just curious what people are thinking on this topic.

Trending on Twitter right now "#LouisHasABetterAssThanKimK", which means that Louis Tomlinson of the band one direction has a better ass than Kim Kardashian. He went surfing at Manley Beach in Australia yesterday, and several pictures of him in his wetsuit were taken prominently featuring his ass. See link. He also had a wardrobe malfunction in which his wetsuit tore at the crotch. He had to cover it while getting out of the water.

The Ass of Louis Tomlinson of the Band One Direction

More than 100 men, claims attorney. Kelly storms out. Plus a round-up of Hollywood men he wanted and had. Read all about it, at a supermarket, drug store or gas station near you

Breaking news: Travolta's Twisted Double Life Exposed

Via National Enquirer

I have enjoyed it and it's helped take my mind off my problems. I like the Peggy character, although in real life she is a Scientologist. She is also that annoying, staring right at you for too long girl from the Excedrin commercial on TV. The *kisses doll* girl has grown up.

Umpy

:(

Manhattan housewife, played by Chloe Sevigny, is raped and abducted in front of her husband (Mad Men's Rich Sommer) via web camera. If this is ***RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINE!***, who on earth could they be talking about?

I couldn't find the new thread, so I posted this. If the search function has made me look like an ass, I apologize (it wouldn't be the first time).

First the Billboard awards cuts her tribute short because of time. Now last night, AI scrapped its planned tribute to her because of (you guessed it) TIME. Jennifer Holliday and her bug eyes could have easily been dumped if it was a matter of time. NO ONE needed to hear "And I'm telling you" for the millionth time. And besides, the AI crowd knows Hudson's version, so come on. I'm just keeping it REAL. This woman is getting treated badly, and deserves so much better.

In which camp do you lie?

Does this not sound familiar?

I think this priest has been reading the DL

Jillian Michaels is diving into motherhood at full throttle. The trainer has not one but two new little ones at home. After a two-year journey, Michaels finally became a mother to the Haitian girl she had long been matched with. The lengthy adoption process was completed earlier this month and she brought Lukensia, 2, home to Los Angeles. Coincidentally, the very week that the one-time "Biggest Loser" trainer completed her adoption of Lukensia, her partner, Heidi Rhoades, gave birth to a son. The baby boy, who they named Phoenix, was born on May 3. “We’re swimming in babies over here,” Michaels, 38, tells People. “I don’t even answer email. I don’t have time to care about anything else. I want to be really present and enjoy all the nuances of their growth and development. I don’t want to rush any of it.” Michaels, who now appears as a fitness expert on "Dr. Phil," has long dreamed of starting a family. In fact, when she left "The Biggest Loser" last year, she said that a larger part of the reason for doing so what to focus on bringing home Lukensia. “I’ve been matched with a little girl,” Michaels told Access Hollywood in November. “I went over to visit orphanages and I ended up falling in love with this little girl, and by the grace of God, I got matched up with her. So now, it’s just a matter of trying to get her home and anything can happen and fall through or fall apart, so it’s kind of premature for me to say it, but that’s where it’s at." Michaels' previously opened up about the "nightmare" adoption process to Redbook magazine. "I’ve watched friends congratulate me on [starting] the process, get pregnant themselves, have a baby, and then their baby’s crawling," she said last September, "People are lapping me. My best friend just told me she’s pregnant, and of course I’m ecstatic, but I’m also like, Uhhh! [gestures stabbing herself]. Like, I want my kid to be playing with your kids!" Although she famously said she didn't want to get pregnant because "I can't handle doing that to my body," Michaels, who was overweight as a teen, has since revealed that she can't have children. "Turns out I had PCOS (polycystic ovarian syndrome)," she also told Redbook. "But at a young age, I didn't know if I wanted kids, so I didn't really care. Then I got older, and I watched friends go through IVF, with years of hormones and devastation and disappointment, and I remember thinking: 'God wants something different for me. If I choose to pursue this path, I'll adopt.'

Congrats to Jillian Michaels who is now a proud mother of two!

Love%20that%20the%20people%20on%20Yahoo%20had%20NO%20clue%20she%20was%20bi

"God is working" (but not hard enough...) MARY!!!!

OMG! This preacher is gayer than Gay Gayerson on a date with Liberace on Christmas morning....!!!

Finally?

Man confesses to killing Etan Patz

Well darlings, we have maxed out the other Madonna threads. 1,800 posts altogether. Can there be more to say, on matters MDNA? Flop on! xo

OP%20of%20the%20other%20Madonna%20fail%20threads

see url

Elton John...sick

Here's proof: This "Scripture" blogger, not a liberal by any means, posted, What Does the Bible Actually Say about Homosexuality? And because he didn't conclude that homosexuality will send you to the deepest darkest pits of hell, some of the so-called "Christians" are going bat-shit crazy. Here's one of his responses to these ignoramuses: [quote]So, Steve, a straightforward reading of the text of the Levitical Law also says it is an abomination to wear clothing made of two different materials, to eat shellfish, and to have sex with my wife when she has her menstrual period. How do you handle that? I think he's making the point that because Jewish law at that time forbids homosexuality, just like they forbid you to eat certain foods, that homosexual acts may have been used to make a point...so they understand. That doesn't necessarily translate to today. AND, Jesus/God wants you to be with the one you love, only because it will keep your unbridled lust from getting out of control. In other words, as long as there is true LOVE, it doesn't matter the gender. It's the sex without love, heterosexual or homosexual, that is condemned.