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Just today the wife and I set up our pool in the backyard. It was 80 something and the pool was nice and cool. She had two of her friends over and it was nice since I was the only guy there. (BTW the wife and I are starting to talk about swinging so today was more fun since no one had on tops) Anyways, we all had fun in the water when I went up to use the bathroom. I was gone for about 30 min when Kristin my wife's friend knocked on the door and said she had to pee real bad. I told her I was almost done and asked if she could wait. She said she didn't know if she could hold it. I told her if she wanted she could come in and squat in the shower and pee. She the said that she lied, she had to poop real bad. I told her I was just finishing up and she could come in. She asked if it was OK because I was still on the toilet. I cracked a joke and told her as long as I could watch her go. To my surprise she giggled and said if you really want to I will let you. I told her to come on in then. I just got up and she had a half a smile on her face as she went to sit down. I told her I was joking before and she didn't have to let me watch I would leave if she wanted. She just smiled and told me she had been watching me through the key hole for about 10 min before she said anything. I smiled and asked her if I could get close and watch it flow out and not just watch her sit there and listen. She sat down and spread her legs so I could see the pee flow out of her. She then stopped and said she had to poop now. She then shifter around so she faced the back of the toilet and hovered over it so I could see her poop come out. 4 small logs dropped into the toiled then one long one that flowed from her butt all the way to the water before it stopped. She let out a sigh and said she felt better. She then turned around and stood over the toilet and finished to pee. She wiped then we both went back out with a smile on our face.

Jas

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Here is another Storie My Brother's Friends was out camping in the woods and We Decided to go and visit them.When we got there one guy was walking somewhere in the back with a roll of toilet paper.A few minutes later he was running back to camp screaming and pulling up his pants at the same time,There was bees all around him.At least he only got stung by one bee.He sat on a bee's nest.He must have Farted and scared them.

oldpoop

Examine your poop

A few years ago a 365-page calendar came out entitled "What your poo is telling you." For the most part it was pretty elementary, but the aim was good: To encourage people to look at their poop before flushing it away. Is it soft or hard, lumpy or smooth, brown or something else? Is it easy or painful? Does your bottom hurt afterwards, or itch? What foods (if any) are visible in the poop? Also notice things like timing: Do you have a regular time of day to go, or is it sort of random? Do certain foods, or certain circumstances, make you go oftener, or maybe cause constipation? Sometimes if you visit a doctor about certain symptoms, he or she will ask about your bowels; in that case, it's good to be able to describe your poops. It's not necessary to make a big thing out of it, but just notice (a) what seems normal for you and (b) deviations from normal. "Normal" is not the same as usual or average; it's what should be (normal eyesight is 20/20, which is rather rare). Ideally your poop should be large, thick rather than pencil-thin, solid (but not rock-hard) rather than mushy, easy and convenient to pass. As for color, brown is best; red or purple can come from eating beets, and any number of odd colors--even green or blue--can come from eating things with a lot of food coloring, such as cake frosting or certain soft drinks. In other words, be observant without being obsessive, but do notice what you're doing!

Klayce
@Ava Claire: Wow. I've read about your stories, but didn't think it was that deep. Stories are always appreciated as long as you're fine with telling them. We'd love to hear them!

I have one story myself. I'm usually pretty boring if it comes to going to the toilet but a while ago, I caught a really evil stomach flu causing me to go to the toilet really every 20 minutes. All that came out was like water and as if that wasn't enough, I had a bad fever. All in all, I was feeling pretty wasted. I have to add that I got a pretty strong stomach so I get sick veery rarely, also because I got quite an aversion for throwing up. But at one point I felt really sick so I stood up and went to the toilet (again) and first sat down for the usual. Then I suddenly felt very nauseous so I sat down on the floor in front of the toilet waiting for it to happen. While waiting for it, I farted a couple of times until I very suddenly realized I wasn't actually farting anymore, but spreading diarrhea in my underwear. That sudden shock got me up and I went to clean myself up and somehow my body kinda forgot about me being sick, so after all, I didn't throw up (which I'm really grateful for). My underwear however was SO messy I actually didn't bother cleaning it up, I just threw it away. Then after cleaning myself up, I went back to bed.

Maybe I'll write more soon I got some past stories if you guys're interested?

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Ava Claire-

Get a female urinal and/or bedpan, you can find them at most drug stores or online.... I'm a guy and drink lots of water so I pee in the empty jugs.

Let us know what you find :)

Lisa

Do you sigh or whimper in relief when you pee/poo after being extremely desperate? In public or private?

Just wondering. :)

Today I was out doing some shopping and had to pee so badly. When I finally made it onto a toilet, the strongest steam of urine just SHOT out of me without me even trying to go... i was griped with such RELIEF I sighed very loudly. It was embarrassing as I wasn't even thinking as I did it! I never had to go so badly in my life, the relief was almost overwhelming!

Pat
To Brandon T: Those punks had no choice but to apologize to Artiss, like I said, Clarissa's had more than her fill of them in her duties as a police officer-she said that they've been a problem downtown for a LONG time, but most of the time she couldn't prove anything against them as nobody had ever been able to positively identify them as the culprits in their schemes. Nobody except Artiss, that is. With her positive ID of Travis and Co., Clarissa had them right over the cracker barrel where she wanted them, it was just as good as if she had actually caught them in the act. Even off duty, she's still a police officer, and as a Sergeant, she is able to carry a walkie-talkie right in her purse and she could have had a couple of squads down there in no time to haul them off to Juvenile Detention. Also, she carries her other basic police equipment-badge, gun, handcuffs, pepper spray, even a Taser. She takes her job VERY seriusly, and these brats know it.

As far as the subject of toileting bis concerned, me, her, and Artiss had a good laugh session about that in Artiss' (our) kitchen. She said that usually nine times out of ten at the end of her shift, she finds herself having to take a BIG shit, and all of her officers know not to bother Sergeant Clarissa when she gets back to the station until after she's had time to relieve herself and get her paperwork done-LITERALLY. She's gotten in the habit of taking her briefcase into the stall with her (she always shits in the same one on the end-her officers once pulled a good joke on her by placing a sign on the door-Sergeant C's office-they DO respect her as a supervisor and fellow officer, it was just too good of a joke), and doing her end-of-shift reports in there. She laughs on how one time, she had to reprimand one of her officers with a written warning, and she made the poor fellow sit and wait on the bench outside the women's locker room door while she spent a good half-hour enjoying a nice relaxing shit while typing up the warning on her laptop. Everyone else knew about it and gave this officer one hell of a ribbing-"If you wouldn't have been in such a hurry and not scratched the new squad car, you wouldn't be sitting here right now, waiting for Sergeant C to finish her dump". This guy got one heck of a ribbing for a long time after that-he was a good officer who had just screwed up, so Clarissa had had no choice except to discipline him-she has a reputation within the department for being VERY firm but fair with her officers, and they love her.

Then she told us about the time she was at an accident scene and suddenly had to shit, but she couldn't go anywhere because her squad car was blocked in by all the other emergency vehicles. So she wound up having an accident of her own right there in her uniform pants-fortunately it was quite solid, she would up with three HUGE firm logs in her undies, and they didn't give off hardly any odor. So she just kind of kept from getting too close to anyone and continued helping out with the accident scene, walking around with a BIG load of shit in her Hanes-Her-Ways, loitering there pretending to have to do some extra paperwork until everone else cleared out.

One of her officers had actually asked her "Sergeant C, why are you standing out here writing on your clipboard in this hot sun when you can be sitting in your air-conditioned squad with it? You're a sergeant, let us do the work." Her response was "Because I feel like it, that's why-now get over there and take those skid measurements and stop bothering me with stupid questions!!!"

As soon as she was alone, she immediately picked up her radio and said that she would be 10-7, which means out of service, for a few minutes . She went down the embankment of the highway, where there was a huge culvert with a small stream of water running out of it, and she went inside it, unbuckled her gun/utility belt, removed her shoes, socks, pants and underwear, and blouse (she took that off because if anyone saw her, she didn't want them to identify her as being a police officer who was running around half-naked), dumped the turds out in the grass just outside the culvert's entrance, and stepped out of the culvert, clad in only her brassiere, to QUICKLY scrub the skid marks out of her briefs before ducking back inside the culvert, getting dressed again, shoving the now-wet briefs into her pants pocket, crawling back up the embankment, radioing herself as being 10-8 (back in service) and getting the hell out of there. She ran the heater in her squad car to dry the undies out over the vent-and it was 90-plus degree weather with high humidity.

We all had a good roaring laugh after her telling us this story, and Artiss ended by putting her hand on Clarissa's, saying "Clarissa dear, thank you for being human, and most of all for just being Clarissa and nobody else."

Charlie

To Christine in FL

Have you tried my enema suggestion? I know, much like you, how painful constipation is. If you would take an enema the way I suggested using a two quart enema bag, then you would feel relief within minutes and you would be able to go on your own a lot easier :)

Mattwethisbed

Lucy's Survey

Hello all. Here are my answers to Lucy's survey. To introduce myself, I am a 27 year old male living in Rhode Island. I have stressed induced nightly incontenience. Mostly from school and work. So I wear diapers to bed for protection. I was a bedwetter into my teens and wore Goodnites/Pull-Ups for it. So I prefer to wear the Depends pull-up style now.

1. When did u last wet yourself by accident ?
A few months ago

2. Where were u and how did it happen ?
It was a Saturday and I was doing homework in the morning and had 2 large cups of coffee. Then I needed to go to CVS pharmacy for some more diapers which was down the street so I walked. In the store I felt the urge to pee get really bad and there wasn't a bathroom. So I paid for my stuff and left. On the way back I knew I had to go bad so I looked for a place to go and found a bush, but it wasn't private and there were cars going by and some other people walking down the street. I tried to wait but couldn't and started peeing. It soaked down my legs and into my shoes then formed a puddle on the ground. I had to walk home with wet pants a few people definitely saw, but didn't say anything to me.

3. What were u wearing at them time u wet yself ?
Dark blue jeans, grey briefs, a t-shirt, sweatshirt, socks and sneakers.

4. How long can u hold ya bladder?
A few hours

5. Do u hold till u have an accident because ur too involved in something else to use the toilet ?
Yes or there was no bathroom around.

6. Did u get embaressed when u wet yself ?
Yes if someone sees me I get a little ashamed and embarrassed.

7. Have u ever wet yself on purpose or out of pure laziness?
Yes. I have wet my bed a few times on purpose when I was tired and didn't want to get up. I also like to stand in the tub and wet my pants when no one is home. It feels good. I started doing when I was 12 and outside playing in the snow and didn't want to go in. The snow hid it, but I realized I liked the feeling and started doing it while playing in the basement. I got caught a few times and said it was an accident so my mom would sometimes have me wear my Pull-Ups when playing outside.

8. When did u last poo yourself ?
Last weekend.

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