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Freddie gives improv comedy a try. The audio quality is poor; but he does generate a laugh or two. He even causes one of the professionals to break character shortly after 29:00.
I did this last year. It seemed to help.
Okay, so no model''s going to date me, unless my whole "going to business school this fall" thing somehow leads me down a road to riches. I''m a whole lotta ugly, but maybe - maybe - a billion bucks is going to make up for that. Maybe I''ll get my own Jeremy Lingvall.\ \ Anyways. I know there are some hotties on DL. Have any of you dated male models (you might be one yourself)? What are they (you?) like? I imagine they''re pretty happy and sweet. TIA for helping me flesh out a future to which I can aspire (that is, making some money to cover up my ugly and then finding a model, following in Howard Stern''s footsteps).
Ugly Guy
Right now, gay marriage is legal in The Netherlands, Belgium, Canada, South Africa, Norway, Sweden, Iceland, Spain, Portugal, and Argentina.%0D\ %0D\ What country will be next?
A "friend" of mine from my hometown posted a picture on Facebook of another friend from the early 90s, looking very sexy wearing tight shorts with fake handprints on them, no shirt, and holding a can of beer. Here are the comments underneath the picture: 1) WOW THATS EVEN GAYER THAN I REMEMBER 2) OK. Caption contest. I'll go first: "I betcha I can fit two of these up my ass!" [referring to the beer can, apparently] 3) "I'm too sexy for these shorts!" 4) I'm oiled up and waiting for the highest bidder. 5) "Which way to the sausage festival fellas?" 6)"See these handprints? I was holding the guy that made them upside down!" 7) So Gay!! 8) Going to the Y.M.C.A. 9) wow. GAY 10) "hey....how YOU doin'???"----with a little "wink wink". 11) OMG I didn't even notice the hand prints until you wrote that, LMFAO!!!!! 12) my ass was reamed so hard I can't stand straight 13) Hahaha that's funny! Honest question: should I be offended by this? These people are all in their 40s now and saying things like this. Part of me thinks I should laugh along, the other part wants to leave a comment like, "All these homophobic comments makes me realize why I got the hell of Bumfuck!"
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cheap but effective please
SANFORD, Fla. -- Evidence released last week in the second-degree-murder case against George Zimmerman shows four key witnesses made major changes in what they say they saw and heard the night he fatally shot 17-year-old Trayvon Martin in Sanford. Three changed their stories in ways that may damage Zimmerman. A fourth abandoned her initial story, that she saw one person chasing another. Now, she says, she saw a single figure running. They were reinterviewed in mid-March, after Sanford police handed the case off to State Attorney Norm Wolfinger. The case changed hands again when Gov. Rick Scott passed it on to a special prosecutor. Zimmerman was arrested April 11 on a charge of second-degree murder. Here are the key ways in which their stories changed. Witness 2 A young woman who lives in the Retreat at Twin Lakes community, where Trayvon was shot, was interviewed twice by Sanford police and once by the Florida Department of Law Enforcement. She told authorities that she had taken out her contact lenses just before the incident. In her first recorded interview with Sanford police four days after the shooting, she told lead Investigator Chris Serino, "I saw two guys running. Couldn't tell you who was in front, who was behind." She stepped away from her window, and when she looked again, she "saw a fistfight. Just fists. I don't know who was hitting who." A week later, she added a detail when talking again to Serino: During the chase, the two figures had been 10 feet apart. That all changed when she was reinterviewed March 20 by an FDLE agent. That time, she recalled catching a glimpse of just one running figure, she told FDLE Investigator John Batchelor, and she heard the person more than saw him. "I couldn't tell you if it was a man, a woman, a kid, black or white. I couldn't tell you because it was dark and because I didn't have my contacts on or glasses. I just know I saw a person out there." Witness 12 A young mother who is also a neighbor in the town-home community never gave a recorded interview to Sanford police, according to prosecution records released last week. She first sat down for an audio-recorded interview with an FDLE agent March 20, more than three weeks after the shooting. During that session, she said she saw two people on the ground immediately after the shooting and was not sure who was on top, Zimmerman or Trayvon. "I don't know which one. All I saw when they were on the ground was dark colors," she said. Six days later, however, she was sure: It was Zimmerman on top, she told trial prosecutor Bernie de la Rionda during a 21/2-minute recorded session. "I know after seeing the TV of what's happening, comparing their sizes, I think Zimmerman was definitely on top because of his size," she said.
Several George Zimmerman Witnesses Change Their Accounts
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...for a Diamond Jubilee tour in honour of the Queen. Prince Harry has already toured Belize, the Bahamas and Jamaica, while the Earl and Countess of Wessex have visited other Caribbean islands and the Princess Royal travelled to South Africa.
I hope you’ll forgive my ignorance, and someone can/will answer my questions. I was listening to “My Sweet Lord” this morning. I realized that in all the times I’ve heard the song and for how much I love the song, I’ve never asked what non English words meant, what language they were (Sanskrit?), and what they meant in the song. I've never asked because I'm always afraid someone is going to laugh at me and think me stupid for asking. I figure here, you think I'm stupid for asking anyways, but I don't have to look at your face while you make that "poor stupid you" face even you do talk down to me like I'm a 5 yrs old. I can’t look up the meaning of the words on my own right now, as I’m just about at work and can’t use my computer for anything non-work related, and I can’t be messing on my phone while I’m suppose to be working. The lyrics to the song are at the link. Thank you to anyone who can help me.
George Harrison’s song “My Sweet Lord”
that dumb guy
Post em!
Clearer screencaps are now out. #1
If you want Fuck You Money, you have to take serious risks. True?
Just curious
Do you think this guy is a bottom?
NSFW
Why would his parents name him that? Lack of imagination?
Whether by inflation, forgiveness or default- much of the world is headed towards a Great Reset of their debt aren't they? Who are the winners and who are the losers. Will there be a WWIII fought over the reset? What do you think?
Researchers at Fairleigh Dickinson University updated a study they had conducted in late 2011. That study only sampled respondents from New Jersey, where the university is located. This time, the researchers conducted a nationwide poll. People who only listened to NPR or watched Sunday morning talk shows or "The Daily Show" did the best in the study.
Played "Del", Lea Thompson's boyfriend in the first season. He also played Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen's dad in their sitcom "So Little Time". He's still hot.
Even though it was panned by critics and currently at 29% on RT, On the Road got a 10 minute standing ovation at Cannes and the studio will be launching a major Oscar campaign according to Deadline. One of DL's twink of the month, Garret Hedlund, also stars in this and apparently has a scene where he 'power fucks' Steve Buscemi.
Well asshole, I guess you shouldn't have posted a passage that stated: "If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads."
Rev. Fears for Life After Denouncing Gays on Facebook
Serves you right
This crime will never be solved
"Gay marriage is something we genuinely want to do, not because of everything that has happened now is not the time," a Number 10 Downing Street source told the Sunday paper.
UK Prime Minister David Cameron Backs Down From Gay Marriage Promise To 'Appease Tory Backbenchers'
I'm leaving a manipulative asshole who has financially (and in every other way) drained me dry. I'm not even sure how I'm going to manage. It is putting an end to the business we run together, obviously. And from earning most of the money in it, I am having to try to borrow money to even get out. My friends tell me I'll be so much happier when I just get out, etc. they're probably right. But this whole situation has just brought me back to a place I haven't been in years. I want to kill myself. I've lost pretty much everything that really means anything to me in the last year, my health has been shitty, and I have no energy at all in part due to health issues, in part because of this horrible relationship. I don't have a viable source of new income. I'm getting older. I'm 25 pounds past the nice body I had when I got into this relationship mess. I'm female and perimenopausal, so by DL's standards I'm probably worthless anyway. I just don't want to live anymore, and nobody who could help me gives a rat's ass. So of course I posted a DL thread because I can't ever seem to sleep anymore.
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How can you tell if we're on prime time, apart from the fact that there are so few posts?
My current butt is not big or round enough.
