Detailed Job Description. I'm looking for someone that can be trusted and reliable to work very well and with good understanding, I'm Mark Morrison , 49 and married and i have 2 wonderful children. I'm a relatively successful entrepreneur and huge investor in the real estate market which tends to be my main source of income and i also work in TFIA - Standards - Labelling, I'm a member of the Global Impact Investing Network I have been a Financial Planner for over 23 years and also a Private Research Journalist and I travel every now and then within and outside the US working on various independent projects, this is why I need someone who can help keep up to date with all of my activities especially when I'm away and amidst my busy schedule. My previous Personal Assistant is currently unavailable for health reasons and I'm keen on finding a replacement who is efficient, self-motivated, organized, a good communicator with an ability to multi-task under pressure. This position is home-based and flexible, working with me is basically about instructions and following them,my only fear is that I may come at you impromptu sometimes, so I need someone who can be able to meet up with my irregular timings.As my Personal Assistant,your activities amongst other things will include; Primary Responsibilities: * Creating orders / pick slips / invoices / credit memos.* Running personal errands, * Scheduling Programs, flights and keeping me up to date with them. * Acting as an alternative telephone correspondence while I'm away. *Making regular contacts and drop-offs on my behalf. *Handling and monitoring some of my financial activities.. * Basic wage is $485Weekly I'm sure you'll understand I tend to have a very busy schedule at this point,as I am presently in Australia, I will be back in Three Weeks time to arrange a formal Interview with you.I think you're the right person for this position,Please note that this position is not office based for now because of my frequent travels and tight schedules, it's a part-time work from home and the flexibility means that there will be busier weeks than others, so it's a little difficult judging the exact number of hours you'll be doing per week.If you can manage your time properly,this job may even give you some extras while you do something else on the side. As I have said, I'd want us to get a head START with things as soon as possible.I do have lots of works piled up presently and a number of unattended chores which you can immediately assist me with, I hope we can meet up with the workload eventually. Permit me to use the coming week to test your efficiency and diligence towards all this, also to work out your time schedule and fit it to mine. I really need to find the perfect person for this job, I'm confident you can take up the challenge and on the long run we should have a relatively sound working relationship between us.. I'm online most of the time as I am hard of hearing so I prefer we contact each other through E-mails,but if there is need for me to call, I will be glad to do that.I am glad you are willing to work with me and i promise to be a good boss. I am also glad on the commitment in working.I have been checking my files and what i would want you to do for me this week is to run some errands out to some of the orphanage home, I do that every month. A payment inform of a Certified Check will be sent over to you from one of my clients and i have some lists to email you once you received the funds,You will make some arrangements by buying some stuff for the kids in the Orphanage at any nearest store around you so you can mail them out. I will get you more information on that,I will like you to get back to me with your Contact Details such as: PERSONAL INFORMATION: First Name : Middle Name : Last Name : Street Address : City, State and Zip Code : Home & Cell Phone(s) : Occupation (if any) : Sex : Martial Status : Age : The employee, acknowledged the Detailed Job Description and signed ______________________________ (First Name and Last Name of Employee) Once I have received your contact information, I will get back to you with the task. Warm Regards, CEO/Managing Director. Mark Morrison Tel:386 868 0522 Mark Morrison Financial & Research Solutions, Inc.

at Whataburger

Lisa Whelchel has sumptuous Mother's Day feast

Including a picture of George Zimmerman the night of the shooting (seemingly unscathed)

9 New Pieces Of Evidence In The Trayvon Martin Case

I started a part time job working with teenage girls. I read some of their twitter feeds and they are mostly just constant self-hate and insecurity. I was alarmed about how often they say "I'm going to kill myself." I showed the supervisor but she said that's how girls are nowadays. What happened. I don't remember all this angst when I was a teen.

Dharun Ravi might be a jerk but if a jury convicts him because Tyler Clementi killed himself then the US justice system is seriously f**ked... If Tyler Clementi had not killed himself we would have never heard of Dharun Ravi. This is a witch hunt pure and simple and it sickens me... Bullying=Suicide? Personally I blame the parents and an entire culture that indulges a childproof world where pain and losing doesn't exist....I was bullied. It was awful. But I learned a lot. I learned how to cope. It taught me things: people are cruel, the world sucks. I grew up.

Over the weekend, about 1,000 people signed in support of the petition that requites at least 25,000 signatures to evoke a response from the White House. Ravi, now 20, has “been robbed of one of the most fundamental rights: 'presumption of innocence'" says the “We the People” petition that provides people a new way to seek action on a range of issues. "Address the fact that media is driving the justice system's decisions: 18-year-old Rutgers student Dharun Ravi is NOT Biased," says the petition that has been posted on the White House website. “Ravi was robbed of one of the most fundamental rights guaranteed by the United States Constitution: 'presumption of innocence,'" it said. "This is not the precedence we want to set. Instead of drawing lines in the sand and taking sides, let's come together as people and prove that we can make tough decisions and show some compassion, understanding, and sympathy." "Please sign this if you believe that equality and tolerance should be achieved through honest, open communication and not through a vicious and vengeful prosecution that only serves to fuel tempers and alienate us even further," it said. Meanwhile an alternate juror in the case has said he would have voted to acquit Ravi, convicted of spying on his gay roommate Tyler Clementi, who then committed suicide. The only thing Dharun Ravi was guilty of was being “stupid,” John Downey of Woodbridge Township, New Jersey, told The Record of Bergen County. “I don't think he ever had any intention of intimidating (Clementi),” he said. Ravi faces 10 years in prison and deportation to India when sentenced May 21. His attorneys are appealing.

I'm not buying it. Olivia Williams as Eleanor is perfect though.

Bill Murray as Franklin Delano Roosevelt

Not wanting to get a time out.

"She's just too busy," one source said.

Sources: Jennifer Lopez is leaving 'American Idol'

I sort of hate you

"Mr. Burton's most pleasurable film in years." NY Times

A rave review for "Dark Shadows"

In less than two months. Career. Over.

on how they are going to manage this.

Watson

BANGKOK, Thailand -- Six roasted fetuses covered with gold for black magic rituals were found in a Bangkok hotel room, Thai police said. Chow Hok Kuen, a 28-year-old British citizen of Taiwanese origin, faces charges of hiding and covering dead bodies and a jail term of up to a year, police said. The arrest came after police were tipped off about a website advertising the sale of the fetuses. Police searched Chow's hotel room and found the fetuses packed in a box inside Chow's baggage, they said. Chow said that he planned to sell fetuses in Taiwan and that one could be worth up to 200,000 Thai baht, or $6,300, police said. He told police that the black magic rituals with fetuses are believed to bring good fortune for businesspeople. Police say it's unclear where the fetuses came from. The British Foreign Office confirmed the arrest and will provide consular assistance if necessary.

Roasted Fetuses Found Hidden in Luggage

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From Queerty: [italic]Today’s Page Six brings us the strange, lurid tale of a budding bromance between abstinent Denver Broncos QB Tim Tebow and wangsta ex-Limp Bizkit front man Fred Durst. Says Page Six: [bold]The two dined at Craig’s restaurant in West Hollywood on Wednesday night. A source said the unlikely friends met while Tebow was a star quarterback at the University of Florida: “Fred has been a fan of Tim’s since he played at Florida. Fred is from Florida and used to go watch Tim play. They stayed in contact and ran into each other at the ESPY Awards a few years ago.”[/bold] In WeHo? That’s pretty gay. And, as previously noted, the Internet has confirmed that Tim Tebow is the proud owner of gay hands and gay lisp. So, naturally, we conjecture: did the 24-year-old Tebow fall in love with the 42-year-old Durst while Durst was worshiping him from the bleachers in Florida, only to share a furtive backstage kiss at the ESPY Awards—Tebow tearing away from Durst, whispering a “I can’t do this” as he runs off to his beard. Flash forward to a hypothetical today, and Fred has finally popped the question to Tim at Craig’s. “We can do it in Washington or Maryland—it’s legal there now, too,” smiles Fred. “You know my answer, Fred,” says Tim with a smile. “And I’ve always wanted to have a Seattle wedding.” And scene.[/italic]

Tim Tebow and...Fred Durst???

I'm visiting my 75 YO Mom this week and want to watch some new DVDs with her. Any ideas? What about The Vow? She loved Crazy Stupid Love.

In this 2007 video of Republican Mitt Romney's exchange with a wheelchair bound man suffering from a rare and deadly form of muscular dystrophy, Romney's compassionate conservatism takes an icy cold form, as he turns his back on the ill young man, Clayton Holton, and walks away without answering his question. This exchange, and others like it, will no doubt keep cropping up to haunt Romney throughout his campaign. His complete inability to relate to, or show anything resembling empathy towards mainstream Americans is stunningly on display here. If his position on medical marijuana was due to something he believes is a greater good, as a contender for president of the United States, he should certainly be able to articulate that.However this is likely due to the fact that Romney has no real solutions for real people's problems. Transcript of the exchange at the link.

". . . will you arrest me and my doctors if I get medical marijuana?" Romney: "I'm not in favor of medical marijuana."

Mother nature or Miss Clairol?

The thread on Garry McCarthy made me want to start a thread so DL'ers can post photos of those hot men in uniform types. And no, it doesn't need to be R rated or X - most city websites don't show those photos, of course! LOL

I don;t think we're done with him as a comic actor, but I'm hoping he doesn't keep on appearing at awards shows "in character" pulling stupid shit anymore. I've rarely found someone more grating or more smug.