I had it at the Cosmopolitan in Vegas. How do you make it? 's not helping. TIA, gourmets.

"Pressed Melon"

They may be gorgeous. They may be fun, interesting, or intriguing. But these are the ones you have to watch out for, whether it be love, friendship, business, or having them serve you a burger: 1. Redheads 2. Short men 3. Skinny white guys who are chubby chasers 4. East Indians 5. Tiny women 6. Straight male choreographers and/or ballet dancers 7. White guys with Rasta hair 8. Women who do not know the difference between day makeup and evening makeup 9. Fat children 10. The OP (Beat you to it.)

I don't get it. How is it possible to keep white underwear clean? Is there a secret I don't know about?

Will Amanda kill off someone good tonight? Who will be shirtless? Will there be the homosex?

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"U.S. Churches Lose Tax-Free Status"

As Rebecca Duvall quits, we are back where we started - will Ivy or Karen be Marilyn? Will Ellis survive?

Deb

Here's proof: This "Scripture" blogger, not a liberal by any means, posted, What Does the Bible Actually Say about Homosexuality? And because he didn't conclude that homosexuality will send you to the deepest darkest pits of hell, some of the so-called "Christians" are going bat-shit crazy. Here's one of his responses to these ignoramuses: [quote]So, Steve, a straightforward reading of the text of the Levitical Law also says it is an abomination to wear clothing made of two different materials, to eat shellfish, and to have sex with my wife when she has her menstrual period. How do you handle that? I think he's making the point that because Jewish law at that time forbids homosexuality, just like they forbid you to eat certain foods, that homosexual acts may have been used to make a point...so they understand. That doesn't necessarily translate to today. AND, Jesus/God wants you to be with the one you love, only because it will keep your unbridled lust from getting out of control. In other words, as long as there is true LOVE, it doesn't matter the gender. It's the sex without love, heterosexual or homosexual, that is condemned.

Most "Christians" are more homophobic than they are Christian.

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So... the entire series has actually been a love-story between two straight men. Interesting.

I cant stop shaking or crying. I haven't consumed anything but nuts and wine in two days (less than a bottle of wine a night trying to get to sleep). I can't sleep. I am in a fog, and can't concentrate. I feel 'drugged' and lightheaded. I was thinking that I should see a dr, but do drugs help for 'situational' anxiety attacks? I don't want to get hooked on benzos or anti anxiety drugs.

Met one of the cast members over the weekend. She was talking to someone else and said it was the gayest cast ever. When asked who she replied...'Not who you'd think." "Well maybe one you might think but the rest would surprise you." I got no names.

How did you get over it? I'm in therapy but I still sometimes feel like everyone is making fun of my looks. (yes it is like Carrie----they are all going to laugh at you!)

So cute. Love the planes of his face.

Josh Hutcherson

Peta

“TLC is the non-Hollywood network and the perfect home for her. If they no longer want her, I’m not sure which other network will.”

Kate Gosselin Surprised Networks Unwilling To Sign New Reality Show

Remember this? A reality show taken to extremes. It promised nudity and other tittilations. I never saw it but was wondering if anyone had a link to a torrent download.

Games People Play

I grew up believing that pork had to be well done and chops were served dry. Recently I have discovered pink pork, first in a restaurant and now at home. I buy the organic Berkshire and my god....pink is where it is at when it comes to the lean cuts of the piggy.

He''s terrible. What were they thinking?

I woke up at a trick's house this morning famished so I went rummaging through his fridge and found bread inside. I've never seen anyone refrigerate bread before. It was just baffling. Wouldn't it get hard? I confronted him about it when he woke up and he said it keeps it fresh and keeps away mold. Is this true? He toasted some for me and it did taste okay with marmalade and farm-fresh butter. I couldn't tell the difference.

The New York Times wrote a story about Jim Parsons of The Big Bang Theory that set off a tabloid frenzy about him being gay. In the most nonchalant way, the Times included this line in their story: “Mr. Parsons is gay and in a 10-year relationship.” There’s a reason The Times didn’t make a big deal about it and use the headline: “Jim Parsons Announces ‘I’m Gay’” and there’s a reason RumorFix isn’t doing it either. It’s because Jim has never been in the closet — so he couldn’t come out.

Jim Parsons Has Never Been In The Closet

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Another gutless wonder who in his usual habit of folowing instead of leading...19 years too late. Video:

Colin Powell: I Have 'No Problem With' Gay Marriage

They performed "And I'm Telling You I'm Not Going" on tonight's AMERICAN IDOL season finale. Brilliant or bizarre? I'll tell ya something for nothing-Holliday's facial grimaces were laff riots.

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Well darlings, we have maxed out the other Madonna threads. 1,800 posts altogether. Can there be more to say, on matters MDNA? Flop on! xo

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What did the GOP learn from eight disastrous years of George W. Bush and the worst financial crisis in a half-century? Nothing good. If we’d followed their advice to shrink government spending dramatically, the US line in this chart below would be flat—much like Europe’s and the UK’s. It might even be nosediving as Italy’s is. (see link for charts and a whole lot more)

Three Years After Bush, the GOP is Still Wrong About Everything

Say buh-buh to the farm...

Freddie gives improv comedy a try. The audio quality is poor; but he does generate a laugh or two. He even causes one of the professionals to break character shortly after 29:00.

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He wants to meet for drinks tonight and chat. We stopped hooking up when he found his "true love". Now he shows back up a year later. What do you think he's up to? I checked his Facebook status and he's still in a relationship.

I did this last year. It seemed to help.

Okay, so no model''s going to date me, unless my whole "going to business school this fall" thing somehow leads me down a road to riches. I''m a whole lotta ugly, but maybe - maybe - a billion bucks is going to make up for that. Maybe I''ll get my own Jeremy Lingvall.\ \ Anyways. I know there are some hotties on DL. Have any of you dated male models (you might be one yourself)? What are they (you?) like? I imagine they''re pretty happy and sweet. TIA for helping me flesh out a future to which I can aspire (that is, making some money to cover up my ugly and then finding a model, following in Howard Stern''s footsteps).

Ugly Guy

Weak, weak, weak. And the whitest season ever. I love me some soul and a big black girl voice. Nothing this year. Hard to believe.

American Idol Top 24 (spoiler)